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Generation Kill同人 辣味起司MRE之謎

Ray : (holding up the bag of his MRE)

Walt : You'd better wash your mouth...and face before you go back.

Ray : You think that would make any difference? I sit next to Brad in the same f**king vehicle ! He will find out.

Walt : I thought you're not very into jalapeno cheese?

Ray : No, I'm not. But will you give up jalapeno cheese for...for...I don't know, batteries?

Walt : I'll give up almost anything for a damn LSA, or I'd be the first KIA in our platoon when the Hajjis shoot at us and my f**king Mark-19 is jammed again.

Ray : (with his mouth full) Don't ...say...that...


At the same time...

Gunny Wynn : We got lucky, there're "two" jalapeno cheese left.

Nate : ...(didn't look up from the map)

Gunny Wynn : Lt., you need to eat.

Nate : Alright, alright.


One hour later, team leaders meeting...


Nate : RCT1 will cross this town here, and then Alpha company can move forward from the other side. Our mission is to accompany them with ---

After Nate left,
Poke : (turn to Brad) Dawg... what's wrong with you? Are you even listening to what Lt. said?

Brad : ...Nothing. I'm wondering if someone just ate jalapeno cheese.

Poke : You're helpless.


At the same time...

Ray : Hey, reporter ! Do me a favor? Later when Brad asks who ate jalapeno cheese, just say it's you.

Reporter : Well...why?

Ray : Just say it's you. Okay?


When they're oscar mike...


Ray : I can't believe we bypass that corssroad.  I wonder how that f**king retard Encino man made through OCS.  Sh*t, he doesn't even know how to read the map, let alone command a company.  He'll get us all killed before we have a chance to leave this damn country.  You know what? We haven't done a f**king real recon misson since --

Brad : Ray, shut up.

5 minutes later...


Brad : Did somebody in this vehicle eat jalapeno cheese MRE?

Ray : ...

Trombley : Don't look at me.

Walt : (he didn't even hear what Brad just asked)

Reporter : Er...it's me.



That night when they're on 25% watch...


Brad : Sir, do you have a minute?

Nate : Sure. (they walk to the edge of their camp) What's up?

Brad : I know this question might be strange, but...did you eat jalapeno cheese MRE today, sir?

Nate : What?

Brad : Well...I'm just asking...

Nate : Then... yes. But why do you ask me this?

Brad : Can I have some?

Nate : (look at Brad suspiously) I...don't think there's any sufficient way to share.

Brad : (lean close to Nate and kiss him)

Nate : (caught by surprise, part his lips)

Brad : Hmmm...I really like jalapeno cheese. Taste good.

Nate : (smile against Brad's mouth) I'm assured of this.




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