Generation Kill同人 辣味起司MRE之謎
Walt : You'd better wash your mouth...and face before you go back.
Ray : You think that would make any difference? I sit next to Brad in the same f**king vehicle ! He will find out.
Walt : I thought you're not very into jalapeno cheese?
Ray : No, I'm not. But will you give up jalapeno cheese for...for...I don't know, batteries?
Walt : I'll give up almost anything for a damn LSA, or I'd be the first KIA in our platoon when the Hajjis shoot at us and my f**king Mark-19 is jammed again.
Ray : (with his mouth full) Don't ...say...that...
At the same time...
Gunny Wynn : We got lucky, there're "two" jalapeno cheese left.
Nate : ...(didn't look up from the map)
Gunny Wynn : Lt., you need to eat.
Nate : Alright, alright.
One hour later, team leaders meeting...
Nate : RCT1 will cross this town here, and then Alpha company can move forward from the other side. Our mission is to accompany them with ---
After Nate left,
Poke : (turn to Brad) Dawg... what's wrong with you? Are you even listening to what Lt. said?
Brad : ...Nothing. I'm wondering if someone just ate jalapeno cheese.
Poke : You're helpless.
At the same time...
Ray : Hey, reporter ! Do me a favor? Later when Brad asks who ate jalapeno cheese, just say it's you.
Reporter : Well...why?
Ray : Just say it's you. Okay?
When they're oscar mike...
Ray : I can't believe we bypass that corssroad. I wonder how that f**king retard Encino man made through OCS. Sh*t, he doesn't even know how to read the map, let alone command a company. He'll get us all killed before we have a chance to leave this damn country. You know what? We haven't done a f**king real recon misson since --
Brad : Ray, shut up.
5 minutes later...
Brad : Did somebody in this vehicle eat jalapeno cheese MRE?
Ray : ...
Trombley : Don't look at me.
Walt : (he didn't even hear what Brad just asked)
Reporter : Er...it's me.
That night when they're on 25% watch...
Brad : Sir, do you have a minute?
Nate : Sure. (they walk to the edge of their camp) What's up?
Brad : I know this question might be strange, but...did you eat jalapeno cheese MRE today, sir?
Nate : What?
Brad : Well...I'm just asking...
Nate : Then... yes. But why do you ask me this?
Brad : Can I have some?
Nate : (look at Brad suspiously) I...don't think there's any sufficient way to share.
Brad : (lean close to Nate and kiss him)
Nate : (caught by surprise, part his lips)
Brad : Hmmm...I really like jalapeno cheese. Taste good.
Nate : (smile against Brad's mouth) I'm assured of this.